10 Things All Football Fans In India Want Their Girlfriends And Wives To Do During FIFA 2014

Nothing in the world can match men's love for FIFA, not even their WAGs.  And, there is no way in the world that we're letting anything come in between us and the TV screen for the next one month at least. As the FIFA 2014 frenzy builds up to a whole new level, we, the Indian men have 10 requests to make from you. So listen up dear ladies, for the sake of our relationship, we list down 10 things we want from you this FIFA World Cup 2014.

1. It's our favourite time of the year and there is not even a single match we can afford to miss. So, the next one month, let the remote belong to us.

2. If you follow football as much as we do, please support the same teams that we do. You know how we've lost friends over arguments about favourite football teams. We want at least you to be on the same side as us.

3. Unless the actors are wearing football jerseys, we're not watching STAR PLUS or COLORS for the next one month.

4. It would be great if you could request your relatives to not marry / die / get pregnant / give birth to kids till FIFA is over. You know, it really won't be possible to go visit them under any circumstance.

5. Yes, we're going to watch the whole match. Yes, we're going to watch the highlights too - they're equally interesting.

6. Do not, mind it, do not try to walk in between or stand in front of the TV when we're watching, come what may. If you want to get to the other end of the room, resort to other alternatives of walking, like crawling on the floor.

7. If you're interested in watching the match, do not miss the player line up. We don't want you asking 'Who's this guy?' throughout the game.

8. Our friends are going to come over and we're going to be up all night cheering for our favourite team. Welcome them with a big smile and do not crib about the house getting dirty.

9. No matter what happens - whether the house catches fire or someone dies - do not talk in between the game. Half time is the only time you get to speak. Mind it.

10. Lastly, Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portugese are two different people. That should answer most of your questions.